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Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
- Harry needs a haircut
- Louis needs a haircut
- Niall could probably use a haircut
- Liam needs to shave
- Zayn needs to find a way to look ugly
oh my fucking god im like crying
THIS WAS A FULL EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
Oh. My. God.
I AM REALLY UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
For real, though.
brb drowning myself in the toilet